Things The North Needs...

As a kid that's from the south, there's so much the north needs. For starters, we need a chic-fil-a. If you haven't eaten a chicken sandwich from chic-fil-a yet, you haven't actually eaten a real chicken sandwich. They also have the best waffle fries ever. Another thing we need is some actual sweet tea. I haven't been to a single restaurant and been able to say "I'll have a sweet tea" and not have them say "I can bring you unsweetened and some Splenda" It's not the same! McDonalds did a halfway decent job, but it still isn't like sweet tea in the south. Another restaurant chain that needs to move north would definitely have to be Smoothie King. The second you walk in the store you're pleasantly smacked in the face with the smell of strawberry smoothies, but they have every flavor you could possibly want, along with healthy choices and protein shakes. Another thing that needs to happen is we need to expand, I'm tired of all the woods and nature. I want to see some huge ass skyscrapers and subway stations and have a downtown that's more than 5 or 6 blocks. Face it, Maine is called Vacation land for a reason, they only good seasons are summer and fall. Winter temperatures drop lower than Alaska sometimes and it lasts way too long, and the spring is way too muddy (unless you like mudding then its great). 


Smoothie King

These are like the Ronald Mc Donald of the south.

Buying at least ten gallons of this stuff on my next trip.